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play lo-fi play hi-fi  ' My Father's Eyes ' ( Dear Dad )
play lo-fi play hi-fi  'Better Days' Feat. Trulala
play lo-fi play hi-fi  'All Of My Life' Feat. 'JB3' & 'Pharaoh Snefru'
Introduction::
Hey All,
DZASTA Is An Underground Artist From Australia..And If People Are Products Of Their Environment,It Hardly Makes Sense For Him To Be Making Gangsta Rap [[ Which Personally He Feelz Died Out A Long Time Ago ]]
Dza Is About Making Music With A Purpose,Writing Lyrics With Some Meaning And Honesty,Something People Can Relate To.
And Being A Victim Of Depression Himself,U Will Find Alot Of His Material Is Based On That.
If That Aint For You,Then Congratulations,U Obviously Been Smiling Since Birth.
Just Realise Though, That Not Everyone Is That Fortunate.
Since Being Apart Of Crews Always Turnz Into A Bunch Of Bullshit...
'DZASTA' Is Actually A Solo Artist.
But Collaborates With Artists Who Share Similar Idea's & Belief's,Or Has Had Similar Life Experience'z.
So If You Aint A Fan Of Wanna Be Thugz & Playaz,
U Gotsta Appreciate Tha Realness Right Here.
And About Tha Name..He Made It Up Himself Back In 98/99..Way Before He Ever Heard Of 'Dazastah From Tha Perth Crew 'Downsyde' So Quit With Tha sh*** About Name Biting.

P.S.
F*** A Accent.He's So Tired Of Hearing About Tha Shit.
He Raps How He Feelz Comfortable.
Fair Enough If He Was Using All Tha Slang And Tryna Be A Gangsta.
But Just Listen To Tha Lyrics Ok.
Nobody Sayz sh*** About Tha Pop Stars Sayin 'Can't' Instead Of 'Carnt'.
So Give It A Rest.
1

DZASTA Would Just Like To Say ''Big Ups To My Main Man -'MAKKA'-- U A Str8 Up Legend Mang.
Glad You Back From Iraq My Brutha From Anutha Mutha''



Oh.. And While I'm Pluggin sh*** Here..

!!ATTENTION!! -People..Dont Miss This Once In A Lifetime Oppurtunity --
DZA Is Still Auctioning Tha Very Last Tampon Princess Dianna Ever Used.
Place Your Bids On Tha Msg Board.

CHECK MY BEATS PAGE TOO PEOPLE:


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Why this name?
Tha Name DZASTA Was Sent To Him Back In 1999 Via Telepathic Communications With A Greater Force.
It Was Tha Best Way To Describe Tha Individual'z Mental Condition.
Also,..It Was Inspired When Tha Word 'Disaster' Was Used 46 Times From 9 Different T.V. News Reporters When Describing Tha Scene After He Kidnapped An Ex Girlfriend's Grandmother And Kicked And Punched Her Deff Head Until Her Chest Bled All Because His Ex'z Molested Nest Was Infested.
Do you play live?
Yes - Mainly In Churches When I Attend Strangers Christenings,Weddings & Funerals.
Where I Rape Priests,De-Virginise Babies & Snatch Fionce's Hearts.
Special Moments? -- Well Yeah.
I Cant Forget Tha Time When I Snuck Into Tha Morgue Tha Day Before This Poor Still Borns Funeral.
Tha Mission Objective Was To Just Get A Load Off,..But Since I Had A Knife In My Pocket -- I Decided To Get Creative - I Stabbed It In Its Chest And Penetrated Tha Stab Wound With My Erection Until I Had An Empty Sack.
Next Day..I Disguised Myself As An Old Man And Attended Tha Funeral Just For A Bit Of A Giggle.
But Tha Best Part....
Was When Tha Family Members Were Carrying Tha Tiny Casket --- I Purposly Stuck Out Tha Cane I Was Pretending To Limp With - Causing Tha Person At Tha Back To Trip Forward And Make Tha Other Carriers Stumble And Fall Over - Next Thing I Seen Was This Tiny Casket Go Airborn And Tha Small Baby Fly Out Of It And Land On A Picket Fence Chest 1st - In A Fit Of Laughter I Have Watched My Nut Cream Leak From Its Torn Apart Chest -- Pure Comedy.

But Seriously.........
Spat Some sh*** On A Stage In Front Of A Few Hundred People 1 Night At A Bliss N' Esso Show [ Aussie Hip Hop Crew ] - That sh*** Was Cool.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
I Used To Tie Up Kids To Tha Toilet,Take A Shit,Leave Tha Room And Not Flush.
This Caused Them To Not Only Hear My sh*** - But Smell It Too.
Thanks To Tha Internet - I No Longer Have To Goto These Lengths.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Only Contract Im Interested In Signing - Is One That States I Have Exclusive Rights To Your Worthless Life - But Whether Or Not That sh*** Be Valid..Im Still Ripping Your Liver Through Your Anus And Pulling Ya Genitals Up Through Ya Cum Clogged Throat
Band History:
Ok Its Like This...
I Used To Rap Alone Back In Like 1998 And Just Talk sh*** & Try To Sound Like Tha Junk I Waz Brainwashed By Like Most Of Ya'z.
I'd Call Myself 187-D And Have Content Where I'd Claim I Was A Real Gangsta & sh*** LoL.
'99 My Boy Makka Took On Tha Name 'THA KLEENA'
& Started Writing Raps And Makin Beats With Me.
187-D,Or Just Plain & Simple 'D' - Wasnt Hard Hitting 4 Me,So I Decided To Come Up With Something New.
I Still Wanted It To Start With D Coz My Real Name Doez.
And Wanted It To Sound Kinda Chaotic Too.
I Wrote Mc D,And Then Tried Several Words To Go After It.
e.g.
D-stroya
D-emolisha
D-Strukta etc...
Then I Wrote 'D-zasta'
And Liked Tha Way It Looked & Sounded Plus At Tha Time It Suited My Lyrics So I Stuck With It.
Now Dayz I Can Use It To Describe My Soul N Mind.
Messed Like A Disaster.
Anyways...
'99/2000 - Me And My Boy 'Tha Kleena'-Continued Making Trax & Thought We Misewell Make A Team Name.
We Decided We Would Open A Big Ass Dictionary To Any Page & We'd Choose Our Name From 1 Of Those 2 Pages.
''LAZZARONI'' Is Tha Word We Went With,As According To That Particular Dictionary - Its Definition Was -Mis Fits To Society.
Felt Perfect 4 Us Seemz We Were Lil' Weed Smoking Alcoholics LoL.
Yeah,...Then A Few Months Passed & ''Tha Kleena'' Ended Up Going To Tha Infantry.
I Stayed Doin My Thang & Some Buddyz Started Gettin Involved.
And Lazzaroni Was Then Made Up By My Boyz 'HAZADUS' 'SMOKEY aka KOMATOZE' & Myself.
Around 2003 Though,We Started Havin Alotta Time Apart From Each Other & Just Ended Up Never Doin Trax.
Since Then..I Have Continued Just Doin Me And Using Music As A Vent For When Im Stressin & Junk.
Wow,Its 2006 Already.
Tha Goal Is To Have A Succesful Solo Album Before 2010.
And By Tha Way..I Hate Rapperz.Just Call Me A Poet.


Your influences?
All I Really Like To Listen To...
Is Tha Sound Of A Slut Scream As She Gets Stabbed In Tha Ass With Man Meat And Her Face Is Forced Through A Window.
Oh Plus..I Like Putting My Ear On Chests To Hear Some Fools Last Heart Beat.

BUT YO -- MAD LOVE & RESPECT TO SOME OF THA GREATS ---

THEY AIN'T DEAD UNTIL YOU TELL YOURSELF THEY ARE:




Favorite spot?
He Prefers To Be Behind A Sniper Rifle.
Shooting Tha Legs Of People Carrying
Family Member's Coffinz.
Anything else...?
Now - Alotta People Come And Call Me sh*** Like,Sick,Twisted,Retarded,Weird..etc..
But That Arouses Me - So Unles You Want A Throbbing Cock In You - Dont Come Talking sh*** And Flattering Me.

Don't Ever Tell Me I Needa Change My Style.
F*** Ur Jewelery, F*** Ur Crewz, F*** Ur Status, F*** Ur Fashion, F*** Ur Rimz, F*** Ur gats, F*** Ur Hood,F*** U Thinkin Ur A God...
Majority Of Muthuf***az Gettin Behind Mics, Yall Just On Some Bullshit! Str8 Up.
U Be Tellin Me To Change Coz U Dont Get It.
Brainwashed F***s Thinkin What Rapperz Are 'Meant To Sound Like'.
I Dont Sound Like Anybody Else,Coz Unlike Mosta Ya'z,I Ain't Tryna Be Somebody Else.
I'm A REAL Poet - Not A Over Actin sh*** Talkin Lil' Try Hard F*** Like You.
My Heart,My Mind,My Soul.
All On Top Of Dope Beats.
Thats All There Is To It.


IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ''DZASTA''
BaSiC InFo::

Name:: 'Global Dzasta' A.K.A. 'Dzasta,Dza,D,Diggidi Dee,Diggidizasta,D,Dallas,Dal,Dalko'
Birthdate:: December 14th 1982
Country Of Birth:: Australia [ And Proud ]
Current Location:: East Albury,N.S.W 2640 East Coast Australia
Eye Color:: Hazel
Hair Color:: Black/Grey
Height:: Bout As Close To 6ft As Ya Get
Weight:: Healthy
Main Style:: Spoken Word

What's Your::

Zodiac Sign:: Sagitarius
Ethnicity:: Aussie
Body Type:: Kinda Stocky
Favorite Foodz:: Italian,Greek,Chinese & Mexican
Favorite Drink:: Water Or Beer,Orange & Mango Juice Iz Cool Too
Bedtime:: Much Later Than It Should Be
Desired Car:: Black Holden Caprice With 'DZASTA' Plates [ Ima Get'm,U'll See ]
Favorite Color:: Dark Teal
Favorite Letter:: 'D'
Favorite Number:: 23
Best Mate:: 'Makka' Hands Down.
Candy:: Not Into Sweets,Prefer A Kebab HaHa
Favorite Animal:: Living = Tiger - Extinct = T-Rex
Favorite Messenger:: MSN
Email:: lazzaroni211@msn.com
Favorite Store:: I Hate Shopping
Most Missed Memory:: Entire Childhood
Best Physical Feature:: Ask My Gurl
Most Overused Phrase:: "Whats Crackin'"
First Thought Waking Up:: Need More Sleep
Goal For This Year:: Find A Job And Complete At Least 6 Tracks Im Overly Satisfied With
Weakness:: Self Doubt
Fears:: Myself
Heritage:: Aussie
Favorite TV Show:: The Simpsons

Have You Ever::

Drank:: Im An Alcoholic
Smoked:: I'm An Ex Feeeen
Dyed Your Hair:: Just To Cover Tha Greyz HaHa
Shoplifted:: Hell Yeah, Me And Smokey,We Were Tha SHIT!
Tried To Act Perfect:: Why Bother ?
Get A Detention:: F*** School
Skinny Dipped:: With Your Mum ?
Had Sex:: Until My Dick Hurt.Yep
Done Drugs:: Didnt I Already Tell You!! '' Ex Feeeen ''

Random Shit::

Random Phrase:: ''I Just Raped [ Any Celebrities Name Fits Here ]''
How Do You Want To Die:: With Tha Rest Of Tha Planet
Been To Tha Mall Lately:: I Hate Shopping
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Love'm
Love Or Money:: $$$$$$$$$$$$
Shower Daily:: Can't Leave Tha Crib Without 1
Do you Sing:: Couldn't Carry A Tune In A Bucket.But I Try HaHa
Want To Goto University:: Yeh,To Study Psychology.[ Thats If I Got Any Brain Cells Left When I Get There ] NO Joke!

Current::

Clothes:: Champion Jumper And Jeanz
Shoes:: Sneakerz
Hair Do:: Need A Trim
Phone:: Nokia
Date:: April 18th 2006
Time:: 11:26pm
Location:: In Tha Dungeon
Weather:: Cool Night
Website:: You're Here!

BELOW IS A LIST OF ALL THA PEOPLE I HAVE WORKED WITH OVER THA TIME I HAVE SPENT ON SOUNDCLICK - JUST CLICK ON THEIR NAME TO VIEW THEIR PERSONAL PAGE:--- PROPS TO ALL OF YOU!!

AKADEMIC GENIUS
A.R.
C-LOS
DYCE DA WUN
FREE B
GRAVEYARD SHIFTER
INDELIBLE
Jac Da Rippa
JB3
J.R.G
KING HORROCORE
KING VERSE
KIT
LORD ARIES THA WARGOD
LORD ZERO
MAXIMUS THA MANTIS
M.T.G
NASCENT
NOMADIC
Pharaoh Siris
Pharaoh Snefru
ROYAL CHAOS
SPORADDICT
SUN TZU THA SOUL CONTROLLAH
TENFOLD
THA THREAT
TRULALA
WTEENG
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