:: navigation
» main artist page
» music
» widgets and banners
» comments
» fans and user stations » license music » contact this artist
» add to 'favorite artists'
» music
» widgets and banners
» comments
» fans and user stations » license music » contact this artist
» add to 'favorite artists'
:: tags
bo
drugs
john paul the pope
porn
pussy
sex
sodomy
ween
welfare
:: artist infos
rubberjon
The Rubber Johnnyz
NEWS
Check out the new single from our upcoming album "Put Your Heart Where Your Hole Is." Simply jaw dropping.
Advertisement
» go to the music page for more
First things first...we are the Rubber Johnnyz and we've come to obliterate everything that you consider music with our "out of this world" sound. Once you listen to us, you'll crave our rythmic tones like a junkie craves heroine.
Why this name?
Our mother named us. The man that stole her virginity was named Johnny and he didn't have a rubber at the time of their first sexual escapade.
Do you play live?
It depends. Are you asking us to play?
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Uhhh, no comment. We're too busy making music to worry about such trivial questions.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Yes, because we think we're very marketable.
Band History:
My friend Jon and I first started playng music at the age of three. Jon stole a harmonica from a humble bum that lived across the street in an alleyway. I, on the other hand, learned classical piano by the time I was five. Jon and met during a school talent show. We worked together since then.
Your influences?
Ween, Tenacious D, DVDA, Blink 182, Pleaseasaur, Atom & His Package, The Denver Nuggets, the Holy Bible, and Mr. Show.
Favorite spot?
The Bellevue Brothel. Oh, and the bakery down the street. (Your mom's house)
Equipment used:
Our mouths and hand claps.
(casio technology)
(casio technology)