Brent Jowers
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play lo-fi play hi-fi  I Don't Want Kids(I'm Goin In- Lil Wayne/Drake
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Hard In The Print(Hard In The Paint style)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Unicycle Fury(Baby Bash/T-Pain Cyclone)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Chest Hair Fro(Ludacris How Low Parody)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Regretfully Rickful(This Is Why I'm Hot Remake)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Ain't My Baby(Gnarls Barkley Parody)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Mudfish Madness(Rick Ross-"Hustlin" Parody)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Drive By Fruiting(The Game/50 Cent How We Do)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Dav-Port(Ja Rule- New York Retouch)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Peterbilt Pimpin(Young Jeezy/Soul Survivor Parody)
Make sure to befriend me in the lands of Facebook and/or Myspace! I will always message back because I have that type of free time!


Welcome to the domain of Comedian/Mc/Writer Brent Jowers! Brent is here not only to tear the roof off, but to rip the drywall beyond recognition. B Jowers is on the rise like yeast on a pallet jack!
It is not uncommon for people who listen to Brent's music to develop severe neck and spine injury from bobbing their head so vigorously. We recommend that before listening to Brent's music you get a hinge installed in your neck!
Those of you that live in Tampa, Jacksonville, or St Louis might have heard some of Brent's parody songs on the MJ Morning Show. The most popular was "Drive By Fruiting" which got him featured in the newspaper and the local Fox 13 station. Drive By Fruiting was a cult hit which was the origin of the Grove Unit phenomenon embraced by residents of Polk County, Florida
Although his musical style is comedic, there is definitely skill involved. Jowers has more ability than an octopus in a patty cake contest!!
Brent brings a new perspective in hip hop fused with an old school style that dates back to when Flava Flav's great, great, great grand-daddy wore a giant sundial around his neck!!!
You can also catch BJowers onstage doing his thing onstage in the stand up comedy scene.
Why this name?
Actually my Mama gets most of the credit for my name. She chose Brent because God was already taken and "He Who Works The Ladies Up Into A Frothy Lather" doesen't fit too well on a birthday cake.
I go by my real name because I want everyone to remember that Im the same Kool Aid Moustache having, flip flop wearing, 5'4 inches of chiseled manhood that I've always been!!
Favorite spot?
Walla Walla, Washington
Sopchoppy, Florida
Wilacoochee, Georgia
Istanbul, Turkey
Pau-Pau, New Guinea
I haven't been most of these places, but they are all really fun to say!!!!!!
Anything else...?
Also make sure to contact me if you need a comedian and or rapper for your show, a parody song for your radio show etc.
Also contact me if you need an article written for your newspaper, magazine, brochure, scroll, pamphlet{panflit},etc.
In other business, I have a 1975 Black and Decker Crock Pot for sale. It won't hold enough heat to make chilli but it would make an excellent foot spa or a habitat to grow your own Suckerfish to rent out for stud service!!

I am a wordaholic, so make sure to read my various ramblings of text!

Look out for my Tumblr blog

I also write a humor column for Poke Magazine called "The Ridiculum Chronicles"
www.pokemag.com



Hope to hear from you! If I don't, I'm going to be worried sick to death about you!





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