I was born with it.

No- there are laws against such things.
Actually, playing CBGB's in the early 80's was a cool experience, but that was a 100 years ago.

It allows people like me to use up valuable bandwidth.

That question is a mute point.

"Multi-instrumentalist/songwriter Charles Dube has been a presence on the New England music scene for more than twenty years. Starting off on drums in his teens Charles helped found the seminal Connecticut punk band Chronic Disorder in the early 80s. After that he moved on to play drums with shock punk Jack Tragic, then drums with Hartford’s post-punk The Dispossessed in the mid-80s. By the late 80s Charles had switched to keyboards and collaborated with former Dispossessed member Leigh Gregory on a series of more acoustic-based recordings. By the mid-90s Charles embarked on a solo venture virtually playing all the instruments himself; collaborating with virtuoso musician & engineer Jim Chapdelaine on his excellent 1999 release Long Walks Off A Short Pier. His latest collection entitled Auguries of Innocence was released Spring 2006."

To start with... Marc Almond, Serge Gainsbourg, Kraftwerk, Oscar Peterson, PG era Genesis, Joy Division, Moody Blues, Ultravox, Les Paul, The Doors, Herb Ellis, Barney Kessel, James Jamerson, Carol Kaye, Bob Babbitt, Ray Brown, Tommy Cogbill, Jerry Scheff, Gordon Lightfoot, Nick Drake... and the list goes on.

5 to 30 thousand feet above anywhere

Fender Squier Strat
Fender Squier P-Bass
DigiTech pedal
Roland Alpha Juno Synth