I might get sued if I use Luke Warmwater internationally and Lew(d)Quarmwater might be too confusing for some folks.

Closet,Bedroom,Living Room,Bedroom Bathroom(for Acapella stuff only)

Greatly improves it by allowing me to enter the basement of yer mama's house via computer and make you do the "Electric Sprinkler".

It depends on what she looks like...and what she makes me for breakfast.

Released one C.D.-Luke Warmwater S.O.L. but was unsatisfied with the results.As Ms.Corndog Brown once put it,"It sounds like when you leave the baby on top of the car,then drive away."
I was taught to play guitar and make up lies that rhyme by future living legend "Healin'" Buck Naked.If you look up Musicalabilitymanship in your Hillbilly Dictionary you'll find his mugshot.
It's my gift...its my curse.

My music has been described as Motherfolk meets New Country Gone Bad.Over the years I have very quietly yet cleverly stolen from the likes of The Beat Farmers ,Corndog Brown and the Truth Talkin' Rockets,Southern Culture On The Skids,The George Bushes,Honky Tonk Honkies from Hell,Alabama 3,The Headstones,the Fun Maggots,AC/DC(Bon Scott era),The Immortal Tom Price,Helen Highwater,Jerry Jerry and the Sons of Rhythm Orchestra and on and on...but don't tell anyone or I'm in big shit.

Jasper AB,Victoria BC,wet and G (of course)

Safety Bear

I'm looking to spread my acoustical disease amongst the singer songwriters world to create an epidemic of tainted souls with primitive jungle rhythm...no wait!I'm looking to cleanse ALREADY tainted souls with an acoustical spongebath...yahhhh that's the ticket!