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Nice Things
Alternative : Grunge
The full name of this song is 'I Don't Have a Lot of Nice Things to Say About Myself' but these Soundclick c*** s cut me off. The good news is: at twelve words I beat the Original Star Trek episode with the longest title by one word!
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Enlarge That Penis Right Now!
Alternative : Grunge
THIS SONG IS CONTROVERSIAL! IT PERPETUATES AN UNHEALTHY PENIS IMAGE! IT'S GOING TO GIVE PEOPLE PENIS-BULIMIA OR SOMETHING!
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Good Times
Alternative : Grunge
Say, where ARE these 'Good Times' I've heard so much about?
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Chronic Indignity
Alternative : Experimental
This song has a vaguely uplifting sound but it's really a total bummer. PARADOXICAL, NO?
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Sty
Alternative : Grunge
One of the songs in the (only partially written at this point) Downfrown Cycle.
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Dead Cow
Alternative : Grunge
A morally ambiguous song about strip clubs.
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Atomic Cake
Alternative : Grunge
A light-hearted song about nuclear holocaust. The feel-good hit of the post-Cold War Era!
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Pet Rock
Alternative : Grunge
This song is totally NOT about me, shut up!!!
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Masturbation is a Fact of Life
Alternative : Alt Power Pop
This is an old song I don't really play anymore because I think it's retarded. I think someone must've dropped it on its head.