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Dry Krackus Kranus
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The Dry Krackus Kranus CD is finished! Get 5 bucks and mail it and I'll send you a CD. Visit the website for more information...
www.drykrackuskranus.tk
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The Paris Hilton Song
Ba-Dunk-a-Dunks
Thunder-Cunt
George Bush Likes Men
Clamitea! (Penus Removous)
Slice Slice Baby! (emo emo = metalcore)
White Boy Please!
My Pokemon Bring All the Nerds to the Yard
America Sucks!
Stupid Asian Girl
check all 21 songs on the music page
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The best Comedy you'll get from a 14 year old. (exept the singing)
Visit Dry Krackus Kranus's Official Website
Visit Dry Krackus Kranus's Official My Space Page
Visit Dry Krackus Kranus's Official MSN group
The best Comedy you'll get from a 14 year old. (exept the singing)
Why this name?
I cant honestly remember.
Do you play live?
I play live as often as I can.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Allowing people to send out their music for the people.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Obviously.
Band History:
Dry Krackus Kranus Bio:
Dry Krackus Kranus was once known as The Dirty Stinking Apes. Their music hit the charts hard especially with their 2 most popular songs titled: The Michael Jackson Song, and Mr. President. Out of 8, 870 songs, The Michael Jackson Song placed 13th in the main comedy charts. In the sub-charts, this song placed 7th, out of 5,232 songs. Mr. President, out of 345 songs, it placed 11th.
Although The Dirty Stinking Apes were doing alright for their start-up run, the band quit and the lead singer was left alone. The lead singer then tried to form a new band but it didn't work out very well. For a short time, T.D.S.A. had replaced the quitters but that didn't last. The new band also quit leaving the lead singer alone, again.
The lead singer gave up on finding a new band and tried to figure a way out to make newer, better music. Finally he managed to muster up Dry Krackus Kranus and kick-start his new musical career with some songs, and they are currently on they're way to the top of the charts.
So Basicly:
Dry Krackus Kranus, Once known as The Dirty Stinking Apes, until the band quit, and the lead singer continued on alone.... Hey, were you there when I farted?
Dry Krackus Kranus was once known as The Dirty Stinking Apes. Their music hit the charts hard especially with their 2 most popular songs titled: The Michael Jackson Song, and Mr. President. Out of 8, 870 songs, The Michael Jackson Song placed 13th in the main comedy charts. In the sub-charts, this song placed 7th, out of 5,232 songs. Mr. President, out of 345 songs, it placed 11th.
Although The Dirty Stinking Apes were doing alright for their start-up run, the band quit and the lead singer was left alone. The lead singer then tried to form a new band but it didn't work out very well. For a short time, T.D.S.A. had replaced the quitters but that didn't last. The new band also quit leaving the lead singer alone, again.
The lead singer gave up on finding a new band and tried to figure a way out to make newer, better music. Finally he managed to muster up Dry Krackus Kranus and kick-start his new musical career with some songs, and they are currently on they're way to the top of the charts.
So Basicly:
Dry Krackus Kranus, Once known as The Dirty Stinking Apes, until the band quit, and the lead singer continued on alone.... Hey, were you there when I farted?
Your influences?
Well, theyre not of the same genre as me, and to be honest, I'm not a big fan of hip-hop,especialy when its rap, (even tho i know some talented rappers and hip-hop artists). Anyway, here's the list:
System of a Down
Social Code
Soul Dirt
Audioslave
Sum 41
Billy Talent
Green Day
My Chemical Romance
Slipknot
Korn
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Disturbed
The Mars Volta
Marilyn Manson
Twisted Sister
White Wolf
The Killers
Nirvana
Godsmack
AFI
P.O.D.
Black Sabbath
Pantera
Deep Purple
Montle Crue
The Black Maria
The Offspring
The Sex Pistols
The Headstones
Motorhead
Fear Factory
Pink Floyd
Drowning Pool
Ozzy Osborne
Rage Against the Machine
Metallica
Killswitch Engage
Velvet Revolver
Guns n Roses
Rebel Emergency
Slayer
Blink 182
Str8Jackit
The White Stripes
Sindustry
Favorite spot?
Edmonton Alberta, cuz Edmonton Alberta is cool cuz its Edmonton Alberta. Duh.
Equipment used:
My computer, my vocal chords in my body, my mouth, my mic...
Anything else...?
Anything Else? Anything? Wow, I could put anything here, like, oh my. This is over whelming I get to put anything I want here. Like, wow. ANYTHING I WANT!