Cause it starts with an A.

We play everywhere. We're a liability to say the least. If you need a demo on what to do with broken glass give us a call.

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I've never met anyone who said "My life is better cause I signed a record contrct."

We’ll we’ve been going for about two years now. Playing around 75 shows while putting about 15,000 miles on the odometer. Others have done more, to be sure, but we’ve still found some level of satisfaction know’n we done it on our own, our own way. All our pretty clothes are wrecked and so is half our gear. That’s the way it rolls when you have belligerent drunk frontman and guitar sling’n maniac, tomohawk’n his ax into sh*** all the time. Did we mention that the drummer thinks he can drive 100 miles on half a gallon of gas? Uncle Kevin tries to hold it all together but there’s only so much you can do with people such as this.

70's Punk & 50's Rock

Johnsoncity,Cleveland,Detroit,Flint,Dallas

Jim Beam, Pabst, Coffee, Cigarettes, RockStar Energy Drink and sometimes Vodka when we're broke