A robot that turns into a car, and is quite expensive for what is essentially blocks of coloured plastic.

It's hopefully in the pipeline.

I'm not sure how much it changes the industry, but it certainly allows people to listen to black zarak.

I, Thomas, think it would be kind of silly. I, Thomas, would have to ask my associate.

Black Zarak are the The Pong Bandits minus one person. We drink too much tea and play too many SEGA video games. We play lots of instruments, regardless of whether we know how or not. Thomas is too obsessive about everything he gets slightly enthusiastic about. Patrick is too enthusiastic about everything he gets slightly obsessive about. We met many moons ago because we like things that people aren't supposed to like, like horrible loud noises, garish colour schemes, and mindless internet slang. LOL WTF!111!!!

This makes us make music.

These are the collective musical nuggets that we have made:

#1-A - Arc of Triumph, The
#2-B - BLACK ZARAK!
#3-C - Columbia/Panasonic Da Hedgehog Best Single Evar (Promo, limited availability*)
#4-D - Daddy Long Legs
#5-E - Everybody Panic!

* 'Panasonic Da Hedgehog' can be found on the Compilation 'Wasabi For Your Brainpipe' on Transdimensional Sushi (www.transdimensionalsushi.co.uk)

Jonny Greenwood, Pixies, Porn Sword Tobacco, Brian Eno, Sigur Ros, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Can, Shitmat, Venetian Snares, Aphex Twin, Charlie Parker, Presidents of the United States of America, Kraftwerk, Radiohead.

THE ARC OF TRIUMPH!

Fruityloops, Soundforge, Audacity, Audiomulch, Stereo Condenser Mic, Sega Mega Drive, F***ed and Broken Casio SA-2, Electric Guitar, Accordian, Theramin, Practice Amplifiers, ZOOM FX Pedal, Alto Saxophone, Weird Tribal Flute Thing, A F***load of Wires, a HiFi system, a Philips Radio/CD/Cassette Player, Pots and Pans, Bowls and Mugs, Bins and Pens, and a Computer with Two Heads.

If you play Daddy Long Legs backwards to the episode of The Simpsons where Homer goes on strike to get his dental plan, you will uncover Black Zarak's plans for world domination, and thus that combination is the most politically volatile short film in history.