Simple, found a picture of three dolphins, then used it as a cover for a tape i made, and called it "Up dolphins Arses", then gave the tape to my cousin. But, its good, because the UDA can mean anything!

No i dont

Artists like me can showcase the horseshit we make "thats is Andrew , sell sell sell".

Would you put your balls through A mangle thats been set alight, whilst being flogged with whips and chains. Have your soul sucked up into the chasms of the arse of satan only to be shat out later on, with one major selling album, and with the Artistic longevity of a Gnat, only to be long forgotten in the aisles of music historys throwaway archives, telling strangers in the pub, half cut, when your older that you were somebody, as your alcoholic breath and wistful sorrow and broken dreams, amaciates any sympathy, for the failiure that you have become, but you delude yourself, that you were once somebody, and that your hopeing , one day, it will come back.............................................Hell yeh, of course i would, beats wipeing incontinent old peoples arses!!

I first started learning keyboards for real in 1988, for years i used to twiddle on my mums Elka organ, and had an ability to play by ear. But armed with a few chords I wanted to emulate my heroes.

The big one is Pink floyd, Jean Michel Jarre, Tangerine Dream, Vangelis, I love dub reggae, Mad Professor, Dub Syndicate, Alpha and Omega, Eat Static The Orb, Porcupine Tree, The Ozrics, Mike Oldfield, Led Zeppers, Peter Gabriels work inspires me, I love Beck, a trully unique talent. I love world influences in music, Hungarian, Nordic folk, Progressive Jazz, Dark Gothic Metal. I love most music with the exception of Country and Western,and some pompous samey Classical

There is a walk near Ullswater, In Englands Lake District. Its from the Aira Force waterfall, to the edge of the Lake. I was listening to Eat static in my headphones with My Walkman, and on the other side of the tape was Meddle, two euphoric feelings in one, I was coming from this inner forest of lush greenery and on the opening up after the dark ambient peice in Echoes it awakens slowly and As it was opening up i came to this clearing in the trees and saw the tides edge, the mountains panorama before me, and this soundtrack in my head that was just complete wonderment and awesome. It complemented the aural picture as well as the optical one. Was a moment of euphoria for me. I love that place. I have been to many places in the world, but for me thats the best place so far, when it doesnt rain!. But it was a beautiful day that day

Ooh, erm, Access Virus A, Korg Trinity, Korg Wavesation SR, Korg 01R/W, Akai S2000, Novation K station rack, Waldorf Microwave 2, MFB, Synthlite,Alesis QS6, Behringer quipment, Cort GT350 Guitar, Yamaha Acoustic, Vintage SG, Behringer V amp, Zoom 508 Delay, Lexicon MPX100, ahh Kawai pop synth module!!, Behringer tube ultrafex , Ultradyne 9024
Retired gear I shouldnt have parted with, but had: Korg MS 2000,sigh, Kawai K5000S, Kicks self, Emu Audity, Emu Morpheus, Yamaha SY85, roland D50, Yamaha AN1x, AN200, (Miss them)Korg DS8, MFB SYnth, Novation Supernova, (Why did i do that)Korg M1,Yamaha TG33 Casio VZ1, quite frankly the best thing i evre had out of all these for inspiration is the Korg Trinity, Best VA is the VIrus, SUpernova is second, Best pad machine is Wavey, best original is Kawai K5000S, and THe Waldorf MW2, is an excellent synth. Biggest Bummer? I had a cheetah MX8 sequencer, an absolute heap!!, encouraged me to nearlly give up.