With over twenty-million records sold, selling out stadiums all over the world and enough number one hits to put the Bee Gees to shame, nobody special are quite possibly one of the most renounced international pop senseations to ever hit MTV- and the world!

After almost twenty years of mesmerizing the nation, these four well groomed individuals have decided to give the whole rock star thing a rest. They now reside in their home town of Brantford, Ontario where they enjoy the simple life of burger-fliping and telemarketing services.

Every once and a while I get a chance to see them play a local gig or barmitzvah. Hearing the familiar sounds of nauseating vocals and blundering guitar techniques, I think to myself; Man- these guys really f***ing suck.