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Pornflakes
NEWS
"Our Drummer Has A Small Penis !!!!!"-Tibb answering a question on the subject of Mozza's Genitals
Our drummer has now left the band but that doesnt affect our recordin cuz i can play a shitty drum machine...........
If u want news then go onto the CNN site or sumthin'
Our drummer has now left the band but that doesnt affect our recordin cuz i can play a shitty drum machine...........
If u want news then go onto the CNN site or sumthin'
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ATTENTION CALLING ALL HEMAPHRADITES !!! Please donate your spare pair of sexual organs in a self addressed envelope to our drummer so he can make a necklace !!! Hi...We are a three piece happy punk band from Pensnett in the UK, its not quite South California but we do our best. We sound more original than other punk bands because we have no bass player just 2 guitarists which keeps our tunes spiky, sharp and melodic.
Tibb- Guitar, Vocals, Kazoo Harp- Guitar, Vocals Mozza-Drums
Tibb- Guitar, Vocals, Kazoo Harp- Guitar, Vocals Mozza-Drums
Why this name?
We Like cornflakes and we like Porn. we combined them and korn was already took so we had pornflakes instead.
Do you play live?
As a band we think Live are shite. We play partys while drunk and the special moment is when we have finished. We love playing live cause we can make fools of ourselves.
If you make it big..?
We often make it big when watching porn...well, i wouldnt say big...just bigger !!! We're just be happy to get our music out there.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
It allows crappy bands eg...pornflakes, and Live. To be heard in places that we cant catch the bus with our instruments to gig at !!!
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
F*** Yeah !!!
Band History:
We formed in February and started to write our own material while defining our style. We practised in Harp's basement and forced 2 neighbours to move house. Simce then we have been gigging at parties and attempting to record.
Your influences?
Blink 182, NoFX, Offspring, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Lit, S Club 7, Steps, 5ive, and The Spice Girls !!!okay just the first 6 !!!
Favorite spot?
The one on my forehead with green slime in it !!!
Equipment used:
Magic Drum Kit's, Fender Strat and Gibson SG, Laney amps, Ross Microphones, Bespeco Pedals.
Anything else...?
If you have a sense of humour and you enjoy happy punk bands with funny lyrics then we are your band !!! Please e-mail pictures of your boobs to pornflake_harp@yahoo.co.uk