It's our names. Together. Attached by a conjunction.

Yeah, okay. Whatever.

Though it'd be amusing, there's no way we would be able to get the Inuit choirs, saw ensembles, and ukulele masters together in one place to put on a live show. That, and we can't do fifteen voices at one time live.

A question that's actually about music? Better let Jon handle this one.

Alrighty, can do. I think it's great, 'cuz otherwise, how would you be seeing this page?

Yeah, okay. Whatever.

Not really a band, more of two teenage boys with too much free time and imagination who are lucky enough to have access to low-end sound equipment. We've always written silly songs, so when Jon finally got his mini-recording-studio up and running, we couldn't wait!

We'd done everything from terrible song parodies in fifth grade to terrible book parodies in sixth grade (and onto less parodies and more original material), so we've been doing this sort of thing for quite a while.

And now a bit of history about Mildred and Ethel, two lovable (if slightly obnoxious) old ladies that pop up quite often in these songs. They were born before you were, live in the same apartment building, have a fondness for scrambled eggs on toast and white Christmases, and have an unfondness for kids who walk down the street and... y'know...do that thing...well, you know what we mean. They also are trying to get around that newfangled stuff called technology- every day. Most importantly, Mildred has a grandson named Daniel who is her pride and joy. He is seventeen years old, Jewish, and is going to marry a nice Hebrew girl when he's forty- and not a day earlier.

Weird Al is the guy we've heard the most of, but we're also fans of Monty Python, Strong Bad, South Park, and Tom Lehrer.

Jon's House?

A ten-dollar mic, a 100 dollar keyboard meant for seven year olds, a forty dollar piece of software, and a cheap computer. Excellent.

Incidentally, you can visit http://www.soundclick.com/jonfuller . Because it's just that cool.

Some song artwork done by Marc the Lesser.