Parody of I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

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Just need a little more sleep!

Too early to wake
Just want that clock to stop forever
Between work and school
I can honestly say
That sleep just sounds so much better

I grab me a rock
Pound on the button on top
Oh God please make it stop
Oh, cause it won't be long
Till I hear that alarm
Blare this song:

And I guess that's why
We all hit the snooze
Nine minutes more
With Penelope Cruz
Sex and a striptease
She's so disarming
But all too soon now, she'll be alarming
And I guess that's why
We all hit the snooze

Won't shower or shave
Won't brush my teeth, or my hair
Add precious seconds
With procrastination
And cologne so I don't smell bad

Screw my contacts
Sleep in my clothes fully dressed
Don't need no breakfast
I'll catch me some Z's
Until that clock starts to yelp:

And I guess that's why
We all hit the snooze
Nine minutes more
To sleep off all that booze
Race down the stairway
Trip on my kid's toy
Busting my backside, now I'm a sad boy
And I guess that's why
We all hit the snooze

While still half-awake
Pound on the button on top
Of that damn alarm clock
No luck, it's not gone
The radio's back on
Blaring songs:

And I guess that's why
We all hit the snooze
And for the girls
There'll be dreams of Tom Cruise
Dances and Cocktails
Top Guns a -firin'
But soon his talk will, change to a siren
And I guess that's why
We all hit the snooze