Vocals by Emily Miller, lyrics by Jeff Reuben, backing track by karaoke-version. Parody of She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel

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The cheek, the double-pat on the back with a hug, and this phrase are a man's worst fears on a date

When I want to go out, I might ask you to drive
You can let me cut in while you're waiting in line
And I know all your friends say how good we could be
I think that you're nice but you're more like a brother to me

I'm taking advantage, that's what people think
When I don't have the cash, you can buy me a drink
You'll hold onto my purse when I have to go pee
Yeah I know that it's cute, but you're more like a brother to me

Ooooh, with my puppy dog eyes, and a peck on the cheek
I can get what I need
Ooooh, and you'll never give up, and you'll never give in
Cause you're such a good seed

And I'll flash you a smile in my new formal gown
And I'll make you look good on a night on the town
But if you want some action, I'll just make you frown
You can grumble all night, but you're still like a brother to me

Ooooh, with my puppy dog eyes, and a peck on the cheek
I can get what I need
Ooooh, and you'll never give up, and you'll never give in
Cause you're such a good seed

When I find out my boyfriend is cheatin and lyin
You will always be there with a shoulder to cry on
And I'll tell you you're probably too good to me
But if you ask me out, I will just make you pout
Cause you're more like a brother to me