Parody of Rock Me Amadeus by Falco

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Rob me, rob me, rob me, rob me, rob me, I'm a tourist!

I left my wallet on the tour bus...

That's me I'm standing
on the left of the escalator
I'm blocking locals, in a hurry
Push me to the floor
I ask them for directions
Fifty times, make corrections
They're getting pissed:
They're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist

Got my cam-er-a
My tacky t-shirt's on
Act like my outfit rocks
In sandals and dark socks
A thousand pictures are planned
Me and a garbage can
Block traffic now
They're gonna rob me I'm a tourist

I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

You're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

I'm getting boisterous and loud
So many sights to see
Got my New York map upside-down
Walking around DC
I just don't understand how
The locals are so dumb
I tell them everything
Is better, where I come from

I'm acting like a punk
I'm getting way too drunk
You think I'm impolite
I think I'm always right
Without a care I stroll
I walk into a pole
While I'm knocked out
Go on and rob me I'm a tourist!

I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

You're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

1979, at the age of eight Jeff Reuben goes to the beach and pees on his parents beach towel (Da na na na na!)
1984, Barcelona, Jeff gets gored in the Running Of The Bulls (Da na na na na!)
1993, Jeff and his crew visit a mall in Ohio to get a picture with a Euclid Square Sign (Da na na na na!)
1999, Jeff Reuben travels to Vegas and gets beat up by 58 Elvis impersonators (Da na na na na!)
2005, Jeff and his friends pretend to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with their hands and heads (Da na na na na!)
2007, Jeff goes to New York and eats fish from the Hudson River (Da na na na na!)
On May 28th of that same year, Jeff gets hives (Da na na na na!)
2008, Amiright parodist Jeff Reuben records
Rob Me I'm A Tourist!

I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
Oh oh oh I'm a tourist

I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist
Oh oh oh I'm a tourist