Parody of I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

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Thanks to http://www.karaoke-version.com/en for the backing track.

English class not it go as planned
Paid no attention
I took the test, pen in hand
But my intention
To cheat off, the smart kid
Just didn't work at all
He ratted me out, now
I'm in detention

So,
I kicked a nerd, in the backside
He went to his basement to pout
I kicked a nerd until he cried
I hope the teachers don't find out
Gave a wedgy
Heaved mightily
Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it

In chess club he might be the champ
But he is my pawn
Spent summer at computer camp
On Macs he does fawn
Stratego, D and D
A fighter/wizard/thief
Waved his long sword at me
I yanked his briefs

I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
The sound when his underwear splits
I kicked a nerd just to spite him
I know my girlfriend would join in
Made him so scared
He had to pee
Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it

Those nerds they are so gullible
Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
Foot up his ass makes him hustle
Knows pi to twelve digits
He's just a guy I need to hit

I kicked a nerd and I liked it
He's just too gangly to fight it
I kicked a nerd just to try it
Locked him in the girls room, naked
He was so smart
Challenged in height
Stuffed in his locker all night
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
I liked it