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Jeff Reuben
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play hi-fi  Snow
play hi-fi  Shaky Quaky Ground
play hi-fi  Unfriended
play hi-fi  Fondled By The TSA
play hi-fi  Dressing In The Dark
play hi-fi  I Dress Myself In Underoos
play hi-fi  Can't Be Sane
play hi-fi  Carry-On
play hi-fi  The Living Teddy Bear--Matthias feat. Jeff Reuben
play hi-fi  I Guess That's Why We All Hit The Snooze
Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
Why this name?
I didn't choose my bandname, it chose me. My parents had to change my name and everything.
Do you play live?
I am a regular (monthly) guest on Automatic Transition, airing 1pm-2pm on Saturdays. Automatic Transition is a radio show hosted by Dr. Bob in Northern Virginia which can be heard on the web here:

Automatic transition features a smooth blend from everything from comedy to ambient to hip hop and always ends with pink floyd.
My next appearance will be in early May!
Your influences?
Comedy writers and singers: Weird Al Yankovic, Cledus T Judd, the writers and performers at, Tom Lehrer
Favorite spot?
My favorite spot is the ink mark on an old OP t-shirt...right under where Weird Al signed it.
Equipment used:
Cubase, Magix Music Maker, a Windows Box and my MacBook Pro, Garageband, and a cup for protection from flying pears.
Anything else...?
Check out my websites:

Main website:

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