Dirty D was born Dirtayus Derik the Disaster II on Dec. 17-23 in a small Indian Village w/in a bigger Indian village. His father, Pete, was chief of the village and his mother, Alexa ,was a dirty whore from a seaside resort town constantly smelling of fish. W/ only 13 dollars and a can-do attitude, Dirty D was concieved. Imediatley, the villagers took notice of his undeniable skills w/ a mic and w/ the abilty to make salty foods dissapear almost instantanously. Pete, realizing the talent of young Dirtayus, rented a honda accord and drove the soon to be phenom into the city. It was here where Pete dropped off the son he never wanted in the garbage bin outside a dunkin donuts never to speak of again. Dirtayous knew that this happened for a reason. and the rest of the world was soon to know to...