You ever fall asleep in class? then wake up to find out you got morning wood but class is bout to be over so you gotta jerk in ya shorts so you aint walking round with a tent pitched? me too, and thats how i got this name holla

Hell motherf***in yea I play live. You can catch me at my frat house doin the annual laser show. But the cream of the crop when it comes to my live performances is when I turn it on high gear and get some head bussin' down at the grid in da port son.

It lets more of my fans get to hear some of my shit. Also I get on webcam for demonstrations on how to be a real ass muthaf***a. $5 bucks in my paypal account gets you lesson 1: stop being a sucka

Ya I mean a couple majors been contacting my ass. I aint sure, but if I do, its on my terms. But until then, I'm just gonna keep on being ME, squirting soy sauce on ya moms back then latching on and swinging from her meat curtains. ya heard!

DJ Cevin Kostner grew up in the wild streets of South Wilmerding. Before becoming a dominating force on the boards, Kos dabbled in both graffiti art and beagle breeding. There still aint a muthaf***a that cant mess wit that mans breeding skills ya heard. But by the age of 19 young Kos bought a keyboard, 4-track and a box of vegs, and the rest is all history.

Project Pat, Tom Coughlin, Joan Jett, Journey, Fatboy Slim, Dan Akroyd, DJ Rectangle, DJ Octagon, DJ Isosceles Triangle, DJ Qwik, DJ Tanner, Rakim, Myron Cope, Mr Sample and many more!

the flood plains of J town son

I use my godgiven talent and if you cant respect that than thats peace. yall dont know how my casio go bow down!

Big ups to my man Mr Wizard....you know us making batteries outta potatoes n shit!!!