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2Ra, a founding member of the Foul Mouth Jerks, is one of the greatest rappers/singers to ever grab a mic. His raw talent and energy, coupled with a Sun like lyrical brilliant is reminicant of Rakim in his classic form. His real name, Daniel, is taken from the text of the Torah. He also enjoys having unprotected sex with females. many people have told him his music is overly explicit, he tells them to eat a sodomizing donkey dick with cumcheese mayo.
Why this name?
2Ra chose Ra for it's versatility and adaptability.The 2 was added to double these virtues in the algebraic sense.
Do you play live?
2Ra enjoys plaing live at coffee houses, small clubs, and as an opening act for sub par local bands. his favorite moment is when a young woman passed him a joint and grabbed his dick on stage.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
2Ra feels that without mp3's and the internet it would be much harder for shitty musicians with subpar sounding music to get heard. In this sense it educates the consumer into seeing just how wonderful the new JLo CD really is compared to 95% of the crap out there.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
2Ra would sign with a major label provided such a signing would instantly make him rich, famous, and cause sexy young women around the world to worship and adore him.
Band History:
2Ra started rapping sometime late in the 20th Century and continues to this very day. Years of drugs, poverty and deeply rooted personal problems have recently caused him to refer to himself in the 3rd person.
Your influences?
2Ra's main musical influences include Kool Keith, Michael Jackson, Digital Underground, the Coup, Maestro Fresh Wes, and a bunch of other artists that he sounds absolutly nothing like.
Favorite spot?
2Ra likes that warm, fleshy spot between a woman's thighs. He believes it to be called The Navel.
Equipment used:
2Ra uses his paranormal powers of suggestion to hypnotize producers into making his incredibly dope beats. he would ask them whatequipment they use, but his mind control tactics are usualy so destructive that the infected producer usualy spends the rest of his life sitting in a fetal position while reciting nursery rhymes. Collaborations are few and fatal.