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Superbowl 38

Now during Superbowl # 38
They checked us all at the gate
The Game was close
The Game was tight
But at halftime what a horrible sight.

Janet Jackson on center stage
And Timberlake were all the rage
When suddenly what should appear
But Janet's right jug from her brassiere

The World did stop for a second or two
The crowd did shudder,
What an udder.
Nipple pierced and fixed with a pin
Was a metal star American.

What a patriotic lass
It's a wonder she didn't show her ass
And now in Politics Lobby #4
People say kids can't watch T.V. no more.

And they'll vote for Mr. Bush
For only he will hid the tush
He's our only real protection
From such weapons of mass erection.