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theslows
» genre:
Alternative >
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» location:
Mikey
» label: unsigned
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The Slows
NEWS
Life SUCKS! We are playing an ALL COVER. gig at Johnny G's in Mt. Clemens. We are doing a tribute to reggae music. It should suck a whole lot but the more you drink the better it sounds.
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Alright so we are back to our old name. If you are a local fan we will be listed as THE FURIOUS STYLES in all the papers. If you are listening from a far away place you can still find us at this URL as usual. If you are new, listen to our stuff, if you don't like it...f*** OFF! SIGN UP FOR OUR MAILING LIST RIGHT HERE ---------------->
Why this name?
We can't agree on anything. That's why our band name is different every month. One thing is for sure, we have been together for 5 years and we always manage to get drunk in front of a room full of people.
Do you play live?
We have been playing live for 5 years. We have played every sh*** hole in Detroit and learned 1 important thing. DETROIT is a shithole. It's our favorite shithole in the world. We won't come and sh*** in your hole because we want our shithole to be bigger and better.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
It's really simple. Because.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
No, we like being poor, unattractive working stiffs. ALthough on the un attractive note, if all of the guys in the bands were asian we would be a better looking bunch.
Band History:
Former members of "THE FURIOUS STYLES" join forces to create this 5 piece group. Check out our sponsors at the following links:
http://www.interfaceentertainment.com
http://www.iamsickandtiredofwhitegirls.com
BAND HOTLINE - (810)841-2765
CALL AND HARASS US AND LEAVE US DIRTY MESSAGES. ALSO GET IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING SHOWS. REQUEST A FREE CD.
http://www.interfaceentertainment.com
http://www.iamsickandtiredofwhitegirls.com
BAND HOTLINE - (810)841-2765
CALL AND HARASS US AND LEAVE US DIRTY MESSAGES. ALSO GET IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING SHOWS. REQUEST A FREE CD.
Your influences?
Alcohol, Drugs, and the bag of portabello mushrooms from that guy in Hart Plaza (We are going to get you one day you f***)
Favorite spot?
Detroit
Equipment used:
Jerry - Big cock, medium balls with well kept bush.
Shane - Enormous Penis, 2 different size testicles.
Eric - Average shaft with very hairy balls and anus.
Mikey - Big one with big balls. Winter BUSH.
Shane - Enormous Penis, 2 different size testicles.
Eric - Average shaft with very hairy balls and anus.
Mikey - Big one with big balls. Winter BUSH.
Anything else...?
Sign up for our mailing list and send an email to us and we will send you a free CD!!!!!