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» member profile:
funkydrich99
» genre:
Metal >
Heavy Metal
» location:
Death by Catapult
» label: unsigned
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We are the kings of heavy metal and we love porno (but not the gay kind)
Why this name?
picture someone getting thrown by a catapult and you'll know why
Do you play live?
we play in local public bathrooms so u can get down to our heavy song while taking a dump
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
the intranet is good for porn, and anything good for porn is good for us
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
sure if someone wants to give us money we'll gladly accept
Band History:
Our band is awesome
Your influences?
ourselves, primus, metal bands, slayer, pantera, slayer again, uhhh anyone who does stuff
Favorite spot?
the porno sextion in jumbo
Equipment used:
our penises: our guitarist strums the guitar with his penis, our drummer drums with his penis, our bassist also plays with his penis, and our singer uses his penis as a microphone
Anything else...?
Its not the Size of the penis its how much u can stick it in hot chicks