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jtenney
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Hungarian trolley buses swoosh through a mysterious Asian soundscape...
Two guys meet at the gym to discuss their philosophies of life and--love?? The War Of the Sexes lives on!
Two couples, enjoying their holidays in Paris, undergo a strange adventure...
Waiting for a flight in a distant city. Don't be afraid...
Dreaming feverishly in the dentist's chair...
The Vocalizers are having a meeting, to discuss (slag, really) the relative merits of their synthesized colleagues. Are they human or not? They insult each other and spin off into random weirdness, just like real people...
Picture it: On a street in Bangkok, an orchestra of endangered elephants, playing music for love and money. But who's that real old guy in the flowered shirt, skulking on the sidelines? The elephants will have the last word about him...
Two guys talk about Big Questions while they walk into a bizarre Asian cityscape. They emerge with a new "friend" in tow, and no closer to any answers.
Our solitary hero wallows in his past, thanks to his old tape recorder. Little does he suspect what lies in store (shades of Alfred Hitchcock)...
A young hotshot heads for India on business. His jetlag is so powerful that it's positively hallucinogenic. Or is it more than that?
The Vocalizer Players constantly need new talent, who will feel The World of Theatre coursing through their veins like mother's milk (huh??) The classics take a beating when these potential Vocalizers start chewing the scenery...
The Vocalizers have accepted new members, and in the tradition of "troupers" everywhere launch their latest blockbuster production, with disastrous results...
The Vocalizer Players are at it again. Our hero, playing the part of a "warrior in the corporate trenches," faces off against the director. Nothing goes right; even the understudy has a hissy fit and flounces off the stage...
"Oh oh here she comes..." It's the first appearance of Pellagra Transom, world-weary femme fatale and all-around man-eater.
She's baaack... Is she a garden-variety b----, or a one-woman justification for slaughtering Westerners? Whatever you think, Pellagra was born to raise trouble...
Like she says, everybody's dying to know everything there is to know about her. Right? Right?
The Vocalizers just wanna have fun, but show their true colors: backbiting, booing each other, stealing all the glory they can, and in the end taking pathetic revenge. An old, old story...
An elderly Englishman is delirious from heatstroke, sprawled on the African veldt sometime in the 1920s or 30s, and his life flashes before his ears... Well, that's one possible interpretation. Dream up your own...
Maybe I've been playing too many weddings... Here's a fantasy of a wedding gone horribly wrong, partly based on the weird rules of a real place. The string quartet at the beginning is not my own, believe me...
A 9-year-old intellectual kid (guess who?) stops in for a snack at the shop of a crusty old right-wing troglodyte. Strange things begin to happen, needless to say...
A bandleader is having the jimjams: "Will the Beautiful People like me, really really like me?" Sure enough, the self-fulfilling prophecy kicks in, and he crashes and burns, before floating away on a smooth Misty loop...
Be afraid... Be very afraid...
It serves him right, this harpsichord-playing fool...
Barney Valentino was merely maimed by the angry musician in the Thai elephant orchestra. Now he's back with a whole new scam... uh, act. He's a Fagin-figure leading Thai children in banging gongs for tourists. This time his end is all too final...
Some moron has written a tribute to once-wildly-popular composer Albert Ketelby. Stalwart Vocalizer actor Chauncey "Chuckles" Barrymore plays the lead. The proceedings quickly deteriorate...