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Make Money, Make More Money
Comedy : General Comedy
The true motto of the cult of $cientology.
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Entheta
Rock : Rock General
Entheta is anything that tells the hard, cruel truth about $cientology.
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8 Million
Comedy : General Comedy
The cult of $cientology claims it has 8 million members. Total bull sh** ! The truth is that there are probably less than 200,000 clams.
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Commodore Rimjob
HipHop : Battles/Disses
The events described in this song were witnessed while in astral form. There is no claim that these events have happened on the Earth plane.
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Ron Got Penetrated
Comedy : General Comedy
Ron Hubbard was sodomized by a man named Jack Parsons during a black magic ritual called the Babylon Working.
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Avagram
Comedy : General Comedy
An Avagram is a nasty lawyer letter from $cientology lawyer Ava Paquette. Want to get one? Engage in the kind of free speech that irritates insane fascists and you just might get several.
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One Of Us
Electronic : Dance
As long as you are "One of us".
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If They Can't Take a Joke
Comedy : General Comedy
"F*** 'em if they can't take a joke" is a religious motto of the Church of the Subgenius. According to a recent poll, Subgenii beat $cientologists for fun %100 of the time.
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Bigotwatch This
Comedy : General Comedy
This song was in response to $cientologists calling anyone a bigot who questions the insane ramblings of their dead conman guru.
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No OT's
HipHop : Hip Hop General
$cientologists claim they can produce beings with superpowers called "Operating Thetans" or OT's. Only problem, there has never been even ONE of them.
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Xenu's carwash
Comedy : General Comedy
Jack Parsons took Ron's ass to the carwash.
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OT3
Comedy : General Comedy
OT3 is the super-secret level of $cientology where we learn that million of years ago - we were kidnapped by the galactic emperor Xenu and dumped into volcanos. Sound stupid? Just be glad you didn't for over a hundred grand to learn about it.
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Virus: Hubbard
Comedy : General Comedy
It's all just a joke... right?
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$cientology Sucks!
Comedy : General Comedy
$cientology SUCKS!!!
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