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Enturbulator 009 is the outlandish comedy band that dares mock $cientology. Banned from, Banned from, will be able to withstand the pressure that comes from this controversial band? How long until the complaints come in from "concerned citizens" who are "not $cientologists" demanding the cessation of a band's freedom of speech for the good of all? The countdown begins...
Why this name?
Enturbulating is what we do, and 009 is our license to operate within the boundries of OMF on behalf of the ELF (Fnord).
Do you play live?
Our live shows are all secret, as we fear assasination. Of course, we're joking, of course...
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
The internet allows an individual to communicate without an intermediary that changes the message - musically and non -musically. Opinion and artistic vision get expressed more fully, and truth can flourish. Stalinist types hate the net and free speech, but this djinn is out of the bottle.
The music industry is afraid of digital music because eveyone is now learning just how big of a cut the intermediators take. The band and the audience are getting shafted, and it is no longer necessary - if I were the RIAA, I'd be scared too.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Sure, I'm as likely to get hit by lightning, but you never know...
Band History:
Banned history
Nov. 2000 - El Queso Allstars start posting irreverant songs after outrage at $cientology leaders' attempts to censor the internet.
Dec. 2001 - Enturbulator 009 breaks off from the Allstars as an all anti-$cientology project.
Feb., Mar. 2002 - $cientology hires private investigation firm ABI to research Enturbulator 009.
Mar. 2002 - Banned from for controversial topics and language as well as numerous complaints from people who were "not $cientologists".
Oct. 2002 - FBI contacts Queso about fake death threats made against $cientologists forged in Queso's name. The FBI states that the IP address of the forgeries came from near Tampa, Fl.
Oct. 2002 - Banned from Indielaunch for complaints from people who were "not $cientologists".
Oct. 2002 - Indielaunch reinstates E009 page after getting angry letters protesting the ban.
Jan. 2003 - "$cientology Sucks!" is released on CD and distributed free on the net.
Your influences?
We like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Secret Cheifs, Zappa, Mr Bungle, Bis, Superfurry Animals, Negativeland, Adam Freeland, Del, Aceyalone, Chemical Brothers, Roland Kirk, Mahavishnu Orchestra, King Crimson, Melt Bananna, all Doktor Bands, Bill Laswell, Cornelius, Naked City, Automator, and too much more to remember.
Favorite spot?
Right where you are sitting right now, where ever that is.
Equipment used:
Electric guitars (6 and 12 string), Turntables, Samplers, Bass, Midiman Keyboards, Roland MC 303, Reason 2.0, Fruityloops, Acidloops, Slack!
Anything else...?
Our new CD "$cientology $uck$" is all here for free download.
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