well, after i make millions, it'll be a good name for my clothing line, and my vodka line, and who the hell wouldn't want a fragrance called milesov styles. ain't it great?

you have to ask? haven't you seen me advertised as being on a world tour right now? fire my agent now!

the internet's really cool, now my friends can email me the cd's i want instead of having to go to their house and actually be social while burning cd's. i'm sure glad the industry isn't getting their hands on the multimillions i been vacuuming otta this place due to all my online sales. p.s., don't tell them people actually buy sh*** online, k?

last thing i signed, i was being served to appear in court. now i'm skeptical whenever someone approaches me with a pen.

i've been playing forever. thats all i'm allowed to say anymore since the gag orders were issued.

metal, rock, classical, blues...black sabbath/ozzy, megadeth, testament, robin trower, children of bodom, prong, destruction, dio, hendrix, aerosmith, steve vai, james murphy, tony macalpine, david t chastain, flotsam and jetsam, rainbow/dp, slayer, kreator, yngwie, death, carcass, chris poland, rage, van halen, cacophony, ac/dc, anthrax, korn, judas priest, the cure, zeppelin, stevie ray vaughan, rush, tool, aic, zz top, a bunch of classical stuff no one cares about, and on and on…..over the years, many bands have had an impact in shaping my own music.

my favorite spot is between a woman's legs, i don't know if its an actual city too....

whatever she's in the mood for that night.

i think you know too much already, stop reading!