Bowler was chosen because the Bowler hat is both classy and sylish, even in todays modern times; and because sucka MC's are gonna get rolled and Bowled like a cheap cigar.

Bowler will perform live to prerecorded Music.

The internet has totally changed the music industry. Before the interent, only about 5 new acts a year were signed by the record labels. Now, at least 5.2 are signed each year. So now we all have a shot!

Of course I would. Just tell me how much you want for my soul and I'll sign the dotted line like some wacked out crack whore on 57th street.

Bowler was formed in 2002 when I realized 99% of the music out there sucked-ass, so I might as well make my own suck-ass music so I can suck-ass with all of the suck-asses.

I was probably most influned by the music of my mother, who used to sing me haunting lullabyes when I was a child. Some of her favorites were "You were adopted", "Busted Codem" and my personal favorite, "I wonder why your daddy don't deliever the mail here anymore?"

Favorite spot on earth has got to be the G-spot... Not that I've ever been there.. but I hear good things.

That reminds me of something Kurt Cobain once said.. "Hey Courteny, what are you doing with that gun?"