F-Man Stretch
NEWS
We are currently working on "F-Man Stretch- the Party Disco King" and Fazul is working of "Jim Fazuli and the Jim Fazuli Band Featuring Jim Fazuli", his solo album.
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Welcome to F-Man Stretch- the inventor of disco
Why this name?
F-Man didn't choose, he was concieved, born and schooled on the disco dance floor.
Do you play live?
When Jim Fazuli gave his fender stratocaster and orgasm. Also when F-man had 17 women rushed to hospital from watching one of his dance moves
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Mp3, CD and casette have ruined music- Noone spins at the dance floor anymore and our subsequent disco ball sales have plumetted.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
F-Man is the label.
Band History:
F-Man Stretch has been described as "Dawn of Time" disco because he's been playing disco since the dawn of time, and he has also been described as the "brains behind boogie" and to have added the "finesse to funk."
His guitar cohort Jim Fazuli can be described in one word- ORGASMIC VIRTUOSO.
Those two with the first Messiah of Groove, Rev. G Funcakes who supplies his Bible of Disco wisdom have revolutionized music and life as a whole. We were the inspiration to the film Saturday Night fever and John Travolta is a disciple of Stretch and the Bible of disco Wisdom. He also invented flares.
His guitar cohort Jim Fazuli can be described in one word- ORGASMIC VIRTUOSO.
Those two with the first Messiah of Groove, Rev. G Funcakes who supplies his Bible of Disco wisdom have revolutionized music and life as a whole. We were the inspiration to the film Saturday Night fever and John Travolta is a disciple of Stretch and the Bible of disco Wisdom. He also invented flares.
Your influences?
F-Man Stretch, Jim Fazuli, Rev Funcakes and Eaf.
WE DISLIKE VILLAGE PEOPLE, BEGEES AND
WE DISLIKE VILLAGE PEOPLE, BEGEES AND
Favorite spot?
The dance floor
Equipment used:
The soul, the mind and the love of disco as well as the finest fender statocaster and vocals money can buy.
Anything else...?
Huge crowds of people singing "DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO EHHHH PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY DISCO!!!"