MC Hammer was taken.

Only djing. Not sure I'll rap live. I'm not really that into seeing a crowd of people stare at me blankly while I verbally beat off on them.

Wait a minute, yes I am.

It allows the music industry to finally take down 12 year old girls who flaunt their Soulseeks and Kazaas, stealing music viciously and destroying lives! Those little bi***es need to be stopped before their out of court settlements actual mount up to equal 10 minutes of time from the lawyers the RIAA paid for months to make them cry!

Actually, I think it allows people like myself to do what we do and share it with others. I don't know how to autotune and sound like Ned from South Park so I can't be cool enough to get on the radio. Instead, I make music the way I want, write the way I want and put out what I want when I want. The internet is the place for that.

Probably not. I'm not an image, and that is all that the big labels seem to want to turn you into; just something they can cash in on. I'm me, and that is all I can be. I have no desire to change for them.

Besides that, I have no desire to really do anything outside of recording. I know that most money is made through touring, and I don't really want to do that.

My history is told in music. If you are really that interested in my history, you'll listen to the music and to what I'm saying.

If you listen to Where it All Started, you'll see....um...where...it all started...

Originally created and destroyed by acts of betrayal. But f*** her she's a retarded midget that I hate myself for ever having any interest in. But then I think about the fact that without focusing on her for so long, I wouldn't have ever met my wife. So that's just nutty.

I have many musical influences. By that I mean people who make music, because influences on my music come from everywhere. As for music artists, people like Rypa the Transparent Exorcist, Spheres of the Mind, and Oddescee are freaking awesome. I can definetly dig their music and have listened to their tracks a retarded amount of times. I have no idea how many times Rypa has played on my iPod. Another awesome cat who gets a lot of play through my speakers and headphones is the verbally destructive Eigh8t the Chosen One.

I also just noticed that I like a lot of people with long names. Oddescee, you need a longer name. Maybe I'll start calling you Oddescee, the Dope Fly Girl Rapper. Or something. I'll work on it.

More known artists who influence me would be Virtuoso, Apathy, Chino XL, and Sixtoo.

As for influences in general, I can definetly say that Nancy Pelosi, Paris Hilton, and other government officials and celebrity retards are huge influences on me. They drive the pissed off nature I have in a lot of my diss tracks and focus it's target point on them. So they definetly influence me.

With my wife.

The mic.

The Ultimate Brownie

The Ultimate Brownie is my absolute favorite brownie. It is tall like a cakey-brownie, but is dense like a fudgy-brownie. I'm sure it will be one of your favorite brownie recipes too.
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Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 40 minutes

Ingredients:
•8- 1 ounce squares of unsweetened chocolate
•1 cup butter
•5 eggs
•3 cups sugar
•1 tablespoon vanilla
•1-1/2 cups flour
•1 teaspoon salt
•2-1/2 cups chopped pecans or walnuts, toasted
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Grease a 9 x 13 pan.
Melt chocolate and butter in a saucepan over low heat; set aside. In a mixer, beat eggs, sugar and vanilla at high speed for 10 minutes**. Blend in chocolate mixture, flour and salt until just mixed. Stir in the nuts. Pour into prepared pan.

Bake for 35-40 minutes. (Don't overbake.) Cool and frost if desired, but that is not necessary.

** It's not required, but this is when it's very nice to own a stand mixer.

This is one of the best brownie recipes.