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steekdeek - Guitar, Bass, Piano, Vocals, P

» genre: Comedy > Adult Comedy

» location: Louis

Gaylord MI USA

» label: Toss Records

61 songs available

Stiff Dick

NEWS We've finally started the long editing process involved in making our first feature album, "The Shortest Bus." Expect it in a Wal-Mart near you in early 2005.

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Level Up

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Theme Song

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I kickf***ed your mom's squeakhole

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My Encounter With Jesus

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Pit of my Stomach

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Another Song In D

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Sulla Invited Pauly Shore to His Birthday Party

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Dew Causes Loss of Sperm 'Cause it Makes Me Cum

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The Shortest Bus

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Pain

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Nah, f*** it.

Why this name?

You are what you eat.

Do you play live?

That would require leaving the house.

How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?

The 'net helps shitty bands like ours make a name for ourselves. Give us money, please.

Would you sign a record contract with a major label?

yuh.

Band History:

Louis met Stevie at a liquor store in Sheboygan. Stevie was asking for quarters for the vending machine and Louis took his cup full of them. They've hated eachother ever since.

Your influences?

Tenacious D; Wesley Willis; Weird Al Yankovic and probably more. I don't know.

Favorite spot?

I (Louis) really like Fallujah. It's a beautiful town, full of natural craters and a couple man made ones as well. Stevie likes Brazil.

Equipment used:

Stevie plays the stomach and belly button. Louis plays the nutsack; talent ensues when this combination joins forces.

Anything else...?