Tis my name...

At the battle of epiclasm on ribucks 23 I played the song "the future is now", played 35 encores and got a standing ovation from 23.5 billion ribucksians.

I can post my mhutezak inspired futuredelic music onto the internet and recieve billions of kudos from all you humans out there.

in 13.4 earth seconds...

65363x AD3 - Roberk is born on the planed Villmont and immediately immersed in blobisack, a goo that makes you musically inclined over time.

65370x AD3 – Roberk’s entire family of black and white mages are killed by dark unholy magic and status ailments casted by the defenders of the keep. The town just happened to be out of remedy and antidote so very few survived, but interestingly enough, the only people who were immersed in the blobisack survived, and these two people were the brothers Jason Vill and Roberk Knoweluv Vill.

65373x AD3 - Roberk leaves his brother Jason Vill and his planet to pursue a career of his own on earth.

65376x AD3 – Roberk assists Spiderhero in the capture of Nornot the offender, and receives international fame, across the galaxy, and soon the universe. Lives on the fruit of his labours for over a decade.

65389x AD3 – Roberk moves to Mars and starts a lounge act that incorporates light tap dance routines, and death grunge metallic scorpion Viking death metal to make a little cash on the side of being an interuniversal megastar.

65395x AD3 – After receiving over 6000 awards and becoming bigger and bigger, Roberk decides to travel to the past and own time.

2004 AD – Roberk finds himself lost, alone, broke, and time machine-less after he is mugged for it. Luckily he had some raw plutonium, which he sells for a house and a computer as well as a few thousand bucks. Soon after, he creates this site, hoping to become severely famous all over again.

Black Sabbath, the Hot Villians, nobou uematsu, red hot chili peppers, bootsy collins, the strokes, megadeth, slayer, the plague dogs.

hellafresh and manhattan.

bassy bass and amppy amp.

im like wouuu wouuu meinnnn zingallngaling weeeeena wouuuuuuuu blinadiddlede din.....