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A one man interactive accoustic guitar entertainer! Classic sing along songs, funny and sassy original songs, adult humor, crazy contests to a "Pub Playing" accoustic style!
Why this name?
My friend Todd just pulled it out of the air, around the campfire at my cabin, lots of ideas are found playing around a campfire.
Do you play live?
Local bars in Green Bay Wisconsin. I love messing with the crowd. Where else can you get paid to drink and mess with the crowd! The special moments are when fan flash their boobs, it's part of the entertainment.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Major. I haven't made CRAP off my CD, losing money actually. I fricken uncle even pirated a copy of my CD, that bastard.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
Doubtful, but I'm willing to sell my songs. :) I don't think I'm talented enough for that, but what lack in talent I make up for in wildness. I have some funny stuff, John valby isn't exactly an American Idol.
Band History:
It started in a few years back, I wanted to see the attitude of Irish Kevin's Pub in KeyWest, come to Green Bay. The pub style they had was incredible, a one man single accoustic up on stage from morning till night, with an Irish attitude. Each accoustic player had similar traits, each in shorts, barefoot, in hawiian T-shirts, and they all had a fun, and they got the crowd rockin' with a few jokes and interactivity with the audience.

Green Bay needed some fresh entertainment like this, so I personally took on this challenge. Over time the show developed into more than just a pub attitude to this Green Bay. I started writing my own tunes, that some say I should submit to Bob and Tom. Some of my other songs match David Allen Coe / John Valby's sassy style. I have some crazy parody's that you only hear at the shows.
Your influences?
I'd have to say Jimmy Buffett, his style is very similar to mine, layed back beach music.
Favorite spot?
Key West Florida. Irish Kevin's bar, great place to put down a pint.
Equipment used:
accoustic guitar...
Anything else...?
www.bretunplugged.com

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