Because I am cellulite enhanced.

Ya, I have never played dead yet.

It is both good and bad since it gives the listener easier access of more of the good and the bad ...and even the ugly.

If I could quit my day job and there was a demand for my music (i.e. psychological warfare against terrorism).

I always had an interest in music as far back as I can remember. Got my first drumset in '84, my first bass guitar in '86, and the 6 string followed shortly. Never had a Bulgarian nose flute. Don't think they exist, nor do I have the interest to find out ...there is such a thing as a Hawaiian Nose Flute though.

My influences consist of classic rock, jazz, blues, etc. (Stuff with a good groove)

I'd rather chew on tin foil than listen to Country.

The one in those books when I was a kid; The one we got to see run.

BR-8
Conklin Bass
Cheap Strat copy
Taylor 814
Alesis MidiVerb4
Remo Djembe
Remo Drums
Pirated software
...blah, blah, blah

I assume no responsibility for any adverse affects caused by listening to my stuff. If nausea or vomiting should occur, discontinue use.