The PissPants
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NEW CD FINISHED, SPANKIN!
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The PissPants are just 3 guys from Arkansas. We do our thing you know, our thing. We handle recording, distribution, public appearances, and finances by ourselves. We are the band, roadies and street team as of now. Our record label is Thumb Rockin Records.
We just finished our 3rd CD, as of now untitled.
We just finished our 3rd CD, as of now untitled.
Why this name?
I dont remember but I bet the story was great.
Do you play live?
Our first live show was a mexican girls 15th birthday party. I think both people enjoyed the show very much.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
I would go against my morals and beliefs, without a second thought, for cold hard cash.
Band History:
Band members are:
Blevans
Jon Bryant
Chris Hairston
We're all 18 and recent graduates of High School.
Blevans
Jon Bryant
Chris Hairston
We're all 18 and recent graduates of High School.
Your influences?
The vocal stylings of Mike Patton of Mr Bungle/Faith No More/Tomahawk/Fantomas fame. We dont write music that sounds like what we listen to, we enjoy listening to bands that are talented. And playing talented music would take much more effort than we have.
Favorite spot?
Im a big fan of the handicapped toilet in the school bathroom. It echoes.
Equipment used:
Frooty Loops. Its beautiful.
Anything else...?
My name is Blevans and I'm a part of the band, The PissPants. You see at the age of 13, the peak of sexual curiosity and puberty, I had an accident with a can opener leaving my genitals horribly mutilated. Doctors were forced to remove my right testicle, earning me the nickname "No Nut Ninnymuggins" The kids taunted me mercilessly, gym was spent cowering in the showers naked the popping of the towels barely audible over the sound of my own muffled cries. But anywho, the PissPants have made me feel whole, and for that I am ever so grateful.