Hey, my name is Anubis5. I find female midgets with caked on make-up super attractive and I frequent strip clubs and pass out in bushes and in beautiful women's beds. I'm Southern Ontario's hip hop superhero and I wear colorful Nike's. When I was a kid I wanted to be like Marty McFly and today Marty McFly wants to be like Anubis5.

This one time I hit a deer with an Audi in Guelph and then a few months later, ate it.

Jeannie Stallone (Miss Nude Canada) and me used to see eachother in high school. I like monkeys.

http://www.myspace.com/anubis5