Remember when Iraq was a vacation destination?

Remember when gangsters were fat guys in pinstripes?

Remember when Paris Hilton was a 5 star hotel?

Remember when grandmothers, not teenagers, dyed their hair blue?

Remember when a blue state was cool jazz on a cold night?

Remember when coffeeshops sold lemon pie & watercress sandwiches?

Remember when crank was a phone call
to a pharmacy
concerning Sir Walter Raleigh
in a can?

Remember when a tea party was beatniks getting high?

Remember when cartoon characters were Rocky & Bullwinkle
not pop stars, pundits, & politicians?

Remember when "Biography" featured scientists & world leaders
not entertainers & serial killers?

Remember when "theme parks" were called amusement parks?

Remember when auto tune was a job for grease monkeys?

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