One night I decided to learn to write. Not the way to hold a pen and create words out of sounds but to vomit my brain onto paper instead of on the floor somewhere to be cleaned up and pitched out. And that’s how we got here, thousands of misspellings and terrible vagarities and pounds of bullshit later, here you and I sit waiting to see what vomit comes next. Some will say that I dwelt on negative or unsavory topics. I liken it to vacation photos… When you were out having fun you weren’t taking pictures; as such when I was out having fun I wasn’t writing. Well here it is: