I play in Brooklyn. I am looking for others locally who also would like to quietly to take over the world. Contact me if you think we would rock together.

Oh, I think that MP3 compression, no- computers in general- are a fickle trend that will soon have run its course. You'll see. One day, not too far in the future, we will all resort to making music directly out of paper and rocks, like in the old days. It's going to separate the people from the animals, I tell you.

Are you f***ing crazy? Sell out to "the man? I would do anything to avoid this. Sucess is ONLY for complete wussies, who can't hack working in a series of depressing, dead end situations that eliminate joy and passion from thier days. I choose never to suceed. In fact, I would sooner watch a 12 hour marathon of "CarrotTop" standup. And trust me- that would be painful.

I am Tacotron 2000, an advanced cybernetic organism. Half Man. Half Machine. My fuel cells are powered by burritos and tacos. The rest is just difficult to explain. Having recently landed my airship in Brooklyn, NYC, I felt it was time to spread the gospel- my testament of ROCK. The future is today. Now.... FEEL THE FURY.

ps. I sound exactly like a pitiful imitation of Will Smith. Please download my music for free, but send all your money to mister Smith. Jada needs some new shoes!!

The music I like must have really intelligent lyrics- like ANDRERW WK.

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