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Vigor Mortis
Vigor Mortis
NEWS
ZOMBIETOWN is all uploaded. LISTEN, NOW, VERMIN!
This just in:
"Zombietown" is done.
The Rams are gay.
Your dad is a fag.
This just in:
"Zombietown" is done.
The Rams are gay.
Your dad is a fag.
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Vigor Mortis is the creation of the birth of a youngin. We are the soundtrack to the gaypocalypse. We put the ti in Vigor Mortis. We put the Cin in Cindy. Blood sprays from your eye sockets and goes up my asshole. Your ears will weep with ecstasy as we sonically penetrate every orafice. Kick your grandparents and f*** Dan Marino. Hell-Pop!
NEWS FLASH! The new, 30 track sequel to Zombietown, entitled "INTO THE HORSEPORTAL," will be released in a few weeks. It's going to feature some real classics, faggot. We'll have it for download here, but we're going to have to slaughter a few pets first.
NEWS FLASH! The new, 30 track sequel to Zombietown, entitled "INTO THE HORSEPORTAL," will be released in a few weeks. It's going to feature some real classics, faggot. We'll have it for download here, but we're going to have to slaughter a few pets first.
Why this name?
We ripped it out of a pregnant woman. It has nothing to do with that Cradle of Filth thing.
Do you play live?
We play dead. in hell! Yes, we like it. Many special moments.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
I love stealing Nickelback MP3s, Motherf***er.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
No, but I would piss in your mouth and god's hand.
Band History:
We came from the seventh circle of hell. We were friends with Adolf and Tim McVeigh and Princess Di. We played acoustic melodies for the demons and devillish fetii, and Tim was all like "Dude, produce that shit" so we came here to bestow our message to all: The cool shall inherit the earth, and the douchebags will clean the orifices of the cool.
No, that's a lie.
We like to lie and to rape your daughters. The younger the better. If you've listened to one of our songs, you've been infected with a hell virus. You will be our zombie, and Larry's zombie, and help us kill the president.
Oh shut up, you f***ing faggot. Punk's dead! Hell-pop is the way of the future! Vomit-folk for ever! Tickle your own mother's pink!
No, that's a lie.
We like to lie and to rape your daughters. The younger the better. If you've listened to one of our songs, you've been infected with a hell virus. You will be our zombie, and Larry's zombie, and help us kill the president.
Oh shut up, you f***ing faggot. Punk's dead! Hell-pop is the way of the future! Vomit-folk for ever! Tickle your own mother's pink!
Your influences?
Timothy McVeigh, King Django, Wesley Willis, April Lavigne, Mario, Anal Cunt, marbles, trash cans, Johnny Cash, heroin, sloppy Joes, Gwar, analog dashboard clocks, Dennis J. Kucinich, Satan, Toby Keith, all the talented and aspiring young musicians on American Idol, Rock 'N Roll Racing
Favorite spot?
Dollywood
Equipment used:
Your mom
Anything else...?
Our entire cd is uploaded and in the correct track order! Download Our Grosspel! Distribute! Infect!
Long live rock and roll.
Long live rock and roll.