When you're sixteen years old, the fact that there's a word for mutilating corpses to gain sexual gratification is reason enough to start a band just so you can use it as the name. That was a run-on sentence. 'Run-On Sentence' is not a very good band name.

On rare occasions and only if we can set up, play and leave before the authorities catch wind of it.

The music industry has always sucked...now it sucks in digital.

J would but Dar is too busy being a doctor...so the dollar amount would have to be right.

In 1992, J was looking for a someone to help him write a rock opera. Dar decided to help. The result was to music what a partial birth abortion is to child-rearing. So we kept going...and going...and going. We kept recording albums. In a way, that's kind of sad and kind of poignant at the same time.

GWAR, Iron Maiden, Yanni

Our favourite spot? Elbow deep in a dead hooker.

Whatever we can get our hands on.

Sometimes those precocious 11 year old girls in the chat-rooms are really cops. It can be embrassing if you find this out the hard way.