As strange as it was, Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble & Grandma's Piping Hot Cooter were taken.

We can not play dead now can we?

It allows people who really suck to think they really don't.

Not with a gun held to my head and the temptation of 71 virgins.

In the 80's music had gone from singing about having a good time, f***in', and irrelevance back to the political soap box it was in the 60's. You'd think we would have all learned that singing about love is pretty f***in stupid. Then came musicians who were depressed to be millionaires or wanted to tell you how shitty their day was. Then gangsta's and white guys who think they are gangsta's and young broads who suckass but you wanna bang anyway and record lables started force feeding us lame ass sissy boy bands and told us what we MUST listen to and what we CAN'T download and everyone got so god damn full of themselves that we said - "Hey, We suck, We are offensive, We can be sorta funny, and best of all we don't give a shit" and bata-bing bata-boom LIVER was born. over 15 years and we are still morons!

Taking anything, any genre, any style and completely and utterly f***ing it up and making it silly!

Anywhere on Earth where the Cooter is free and so are the cookies.

We sell dead people.