DJ Horny Mary Hotrod
NEWS   March 11, 2005
Ok, guys, it's been fun. I'm leaving-destroying my own creation and am reinventing myself. I can remember a day when looking on Soundclick to see where my charts position was, and that be the utmost important thing in my life, but now under conviction, I have found that the most important thing in my life was my relationship with God. I have no plans of ever "shutting" down the page, but any new songs will no longer be posted. In my year's tenure, I have been listened to in over 150 countries and had several top 10 subgenre hits and number ones, including hitting the main genre of Electronica. I can no longer endorse the materials on my site because of my relationship with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Nonetheless, I will no longer be adding or subtracting to this site any further. Much love and respect to all of you and I hope that we will meet in heaven someday. Much love and respect-PZ.

October 1, 2004
It's a crazy f***ing world. I jumped from 106 to #1 in electonica with "Abdullah the Butcher has a foreign object" of all things. Mission accomplished-this song is like a private joke that I don't even get myself, and it's irreverence is absolutely assinine. Whatever, anyway, I'm #1 in electronica, #10 in signed artists. It's so funny I forgot to laugh.

June 30, 2004
Well, nobody ever reads this sh*t, so I don't know why I even bother. During my hiatus, Abdullah the Butcher Has A Foreign Object went to #1 in the IDM subcharts (Go f*ck yourself Plague) and a beautiful song called "Wasted Time" went to #1 in the Jazz Fusion charts, as well as going to #6 in Jazz. Oh, don't forget the Head Music Apocolypse has arrived and will be all up in your grill when it's DJ Horny Mary Hotrod vs. Oximoron all day at Dr. K Fest on 7/11 in Longview. Also, Kevin from Bad Mother Trucker fit our labelmate Raza into the mix, so make sure that you don't miss the Trifecta of the HMA just because of the stupid balloon race or the Honchie show in Tyler because you're too hungover. Be there or be squarebobspongepants
Later that day on May 1...
I found out that I wasn't supposed to be celebrating "May Day" in Mexico-I was 4 days early for Cinco De Mayo-I'm in prison y'all. No sh*t. In a Mexican Prison. Call me if you love me-I need the bail money honey. It's like "Midnight Express" down here.-help!!!!

May 1,2004
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Check out my pictures page-I'm spending the day in Mexico and I wanted to send you postcard of how I'm celebrating the annual holiday.

April 28, 2004
One time for your mind-if I'm going to get 25 votes flop in one day, why wouldn't someone spend the time instead to give me some feedback about what they disliked about my music instead of hiding anonymously and not gracing my message board with constructive criticism. I feel some haterizing going on around here. Also, something smells fishy. The Black Betty Remix was pulled from the charts. Don't know why exactly, but I'm not going to push it. All samples used without permission and any likeness or similarity to another song protected by copyright is strictly coincidental. Oh, and on a brighter note, "November 4" is in at #6 in Jazz Fusion and #31 in Jazz. I like that. Also, I got rid of the clam-now it's back to having sex with people I probably shouldn't. That's the news-outta here like Vladimir.

April 21, 2004
"While I sit here, in my b-boy stance, in flip flops and socks, I'm fixing to enhance your brain." Today, the "Black Betty (Remix)" captured the #1 spot in the Techno Hardcore sub-genre, giving me an even bigger head than I had yesterday-and all the while "Mofo" is still at #2 worldwide on soundclick in electronica, while remaining #1 in Trip-Hop. I can't give enough thanx to Honchie for the use of their song "Mofo". Nonetheless, this gives DJ HMHR two simultaneous #1 hits in the subgenres. Don't worry guys, I'm not making any money off this either.

April 20, 2004
So, a little while back I was going to boast on my chart postions because I thought they were so outstanding. I thought I'd never get that news posted-well, never mind. I'm going to do this all in one fell swoop because yesterday was the finest day for the Hotrod on the click. This goes as follows:
main genres:
Mofo-(Trip-Hop Remix):
· #2 in the Electronica charts
· #1 in the Trip Hop sub charts

Girl, You Want to F**K Me:
· #25 in the Comedy charts
· #6 in the Adult Comedy sub charts

Suburban Legend (Freestyle featuring Austin):
· #1306 in the HipHop charts
· #78 in the Alternative Hip Hop sub charts

Motherless Children:
· #498 in the Urban charts
· #20 in the Black Gospel sub charts

November 4:
· #118 in the Jazz charts
· #28 in the Jazz Fusion sub charts

Theme from "The Decomposer":
· #124 in the Classical charts
· #46 in the Film Music sub charts

Up Jump the Boogie:
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play lo-fi play hi-fi  Mofo-Trip-Hop Remix featuring Honchie)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Not for Play (featuring Age)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Motherless Children (featuring D'zyl)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Sandcastles Wash Away at the End of the Day
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Indian Giver
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Monkey Midget (Mad Scientist Remix ) feat. Honchie
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Suburban Legend (Freestyle featuring Austin)
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Abdullah the Butcher Has a Foreign Object
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Sexual Potion(feat. Trulala)-Drum 'n' Bass RemiXXX
play lo-fi play hi-fi  420 (Indelible's Theme) not featuring Indelible
DJ Horny Mary Hotrod doesn't give a f*** what you think anymore. It's time to destroy my own creation.
Why this name?
Because "Sex Pistols" is already taken.
Do you play live?
Yes, but I prefer to play live on TRL on MTV usually around 4 eastern time on Wednesdays. Now, if MTV decides not to let me play live at 4, I could back it up until 5. Now, if MTV decides not to let me do Wednesdays, I may have to move to an earlier time in the week or a different channel such as BET, and you can catch me at 7:30 p.m. on Friday nights. But, I prefer to keep it on TRL at 4:00 eastern time on Wednesdays. Just works out better for me that way.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
Because you can have a song on soundclick at #1 for 3 consecutive months and still be broke as a motherf$%ker.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
No, I'm completely happy with my intolerable existence as the manager of a telemarketing firm in my stupid little town in East Texas where after you masturbate, the day is pretty much shot.
Band History:
I just started today.
Your influences?
Ron Jeremy,Faith No More,squeaky doors,DJ Shadow,Dukes of Hazzard,Blackalicious,World Wrestling Entertainment,Fugazi,grown naked men,Vanilla Coke,Outkast,Rockford Files,Jane's Addiction,The Gong Show,Sonic Youth,my wiener,Tricky,Monty Python,can openers,Moby,Jack in the Box,Monster Magnet,A Clockwork Orange,Leonard Cohen,Alice Cooper's appearance on the Muppet Show,xanax,Cannibal Ox,Jesus Christ,The A-Team,lunchboxes,triangles,growing up in the sevenities,Hustler magazine,Prefuse 73,garbage routes,brand new t-shirt,Days of Our Lives,Cypress Hill,The Great Space Coaster,panning for gold,Rock City,the Civil War,1984,El-P,graduating from high school,Frank Zappa,bacon,Black Sabbath,oral sex,Martin Luther King,Public Enemy,Sanford and Son,New Wave Hookers,Cheerios,Bill Clinton,Neptunes,vodka and tonic,free porn downloads,The Cars,beutiful big breasted women,Beastie Boys,xxx,Blue Velvet,crying babies,Beastie Boys,IRS,dodgeball,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,prepositonal phrase,negative gains, and patty melts,...and candle light dinners with Barry White playing softly in the background.....and I like mom's spaghetti and meatballs
Favorite spot?
Is this about my music or am I on Matchmaker.com?
Equipment used:
Secret Weapons of Mass Destruction
Anything else...?
The Head Music Apocolypse has emerged and will be here for the rest of your miserable lives, and this is only the begending. So blow up the cush and check out the shizzle for rizzle. Stop downloading the porn and listen to some music for once.
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