Delillo
NEWS
DELILLO WINS ANOTHER FIGHT TO THE DEATH. In a brutal "triangle of death" match, Delillo (Mitch Adams) defeated musician Elliot Smith and actor Jonathon Brandis in just under 10 minutes.
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This is what happens when you like music a whole lot, listen to noise, and don't know how to play any instruments.
Why this name?
Delillo is named after author Don Delillo and his book White Noise.
Do you play live?
I would, but I can play for myself anytime.
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
It lets hacks like me distribute poop to the masses.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
ha ha ha ha. YES!
Band History:
Delillo honed his craft playing for aboriginies in Australia. He has been doing missionary work since he was a young boy. He has a profoundly positive effect on everyone he comes into contact with. Despite a few run-ins with the law (a few minor rape charges, missing children, and a couple of accidents), Delillo still seems hell bent on being the biggest thing out of Blue Springs EVER.
There is an ongoing feud between Delillo and fag rocker Currier. Apparently at a Fresh Faces of Kansas City meet and greet, Delillo denied Currier "backstage entry". After getting shot down by Delillo, Currier had sex with Delillo's girlfriend and impregnated her with the first of many "AIDS babies".
Delillo claims to be the prettiest, most talented person from the suburbs of Kansas City, and Currier...insists it's Tech N9ne.
There is an ongoing feud between Delillo and fag rocker Currier. Apparently at a Fresh Faces of Kansas City meet and greet, Delillo denied Currier "backstage entry". After getting shot down by Delillo, Currier had sex with Delillo's girlfriend and impregnated her with the first of many "AIDS babies".
Delillo claims to be the prettiest, most talented person from the suburbs of Kansas City, and Currier...insists it's Tech N9ne.
Your influences?
Mike Patton, Headaches, Insomnia, Alec Empire, fecal matter
Favorite spot?
In front of any mirror, any where.
Equipment used:
The innocence of children and street smarts.
Anything else...?
Delillo is accepting all challengers in the 22nd annual "Ear Bleedin' Murderin' Fest" held in rural Missouri. He is a twelve time champion.