Phlegm Napkin
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2 new songs for 2005! and more to come!
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play lo-fi play hi-fi  Cant Blame Me Today
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Another Newd
play lo-fi play hi-fi  All of Us Are Evil
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Extra
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Fatman
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Hussien
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Morpheus Barfing
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Grave Spitting
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Devil Rock
play lo-fi play hi-fi  Only One




Is it called a "band" when it's only one person? When it's Phlegm Napkin it is!!!

I started creating this music in 1988, and I still make new songs today.


They are pretty easy to make, I just wish I could find a way to make money from them, but that's never gonna happen.... or is it?




Got MYSPACE?

Why this name?


My friend Erik would always say very random things
this was one of the things he said a lot.
To this day I'm still not sure why.
Do you play live?

I have played live, back when I had included a guitar player
but that was a long long time ago....
We opened for Electric Hellfire Club in Grand Rapids, Michigan,
at the infamous and now defunct Reptile House.
But now I would need some sort of a stage show to entertain the crowd while I press play on my keyboard and sing.

(any volunteers?)


How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?

LOL!!! Don't even get me started....
oh man... what a funny question....
Copy/paste this URL for your answer

http://www.poptix.net/funny/videostar.swf
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?

Why not?
Will it make me a "rock star"?
Will it make me lots of money?
HELL YEA
i would.....
Band History:

1988-1991 : Just me
1991-1993 : me and Eric Pennock (guitars on Hussien) - I wish i could find his phone number
1993-1995 : me and Mike Boland (drums)
1995-2004 : Just me again - with some help from DICK BILL and GINO for the guitar work on "ALL OF US ARE EVIL" and "ANOTHER NEWD"
2005-???? : Eric Pennock told me recently he wanted to start collaborating again.
Your influences?


  • Terrorfakt
  • Xotox
  • Gewaltakustik
  • Audioplug
  • Bjork
  • Nobuo Uematsu
  • Skinny Puppy
  • Ohgr
  • Acumen Nation
  • platEAU
  • Download
  • cEvin Key
  • Die Form
  • Tumor
  • Happy Flowers
  • Rammstein
  • Noise Unit
  • Leaether Strip
  • Klute
  • Psychopomps
  • Ministry (duh!!)
  • The Streets
  • Dayglo Abortions
  • Kiew
  • Bauhaus
  • Bile
  • Dead Kennedys
  • King Crimson
  • Siouxsie and the Banshees
  • Distillers
  • Kiew
  • Misfits
  • Depeche Mode
  • Hilt
  • The Cure
  • Einsturzende Neubauten
  • Front Line Assembly
  • MDFMK
  • Disastrous Din
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Terminal 46
  • Kraftwerk
  • Adam and the Ants
  • Chemlab
  • Lords of Acid
  • Nine Inch Nails
  • Doubting Thomas
  • Project Pitchfork
  • Pink Floyd
  • Beastie Boys
  • Sex Pistols
  • Pig
  • Static-X
  • Circle Jerks
  • Switchblade Symphony
  • Swans
  • Assemblage 23
  • Front 242
  • Chris Connelly
  • Love and Rockets
  • Dayglow Abortions
  • Coil
  • DJ Acucrack?
  • Ill Nino
  • Meshuggah
  • Methods of Mayhem
  • Fear Factory
  • Sisters of Mercy
  • Strapping Young Lad
  • and in my car, I ONLY listen to NPR(never would have guessed that, eh?)
  • Favorite spot?

    I still dream about traveling someday... I'd like to see Berlin, Amsterdam, Austrailia
    Equipment used:
    Ensoniq EPS 16+ and a small electric drum kit *shrug* - and a computer, of course.....




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