If you don't know who "Susie Derkins" is, read Bill Watterson's "Calvin and Hobbes" comic books. Not only will they answer the question of "Who is Susie Derkins?", but they will answer all of life's questions, or at least explore them in a humorously philosophical manner. Bill Watterson is a genius.

not currently

I think my opinion on this matter, in this particular venue, is worthless, and most people could care less what I thought.

depends on what the contract was. would I be selling my soul? because that's expensive, and I don't know that I could take anything less than $30 for something that valuable.

history is only a construct of the mind, as is all of our percieved reality.

coldplay, radiohead, the shins, ben folds, weezer (circa 1994-1996), cake, the pixies, bob marley, pavement, R.E.M., Marcy Playground

is this possible to choose? what about places I've never been?

a piece of crap computer mic that my dog chewed up, plugged into my computer through the mic input on a built in sound card. that, and two guitars: a borrowed Gibson Epiphone acoustic guitar, and a broken Fernandez electric guitar plugged into a broken Fernandez practice amp. with the equipment I have, its amazing any of it sounds like music at all.

http://www.garageband.com/artist/lostboys
or http://www.soundclick.com/bands/5/lostboys.htm