My friend, while we were in Hawaii, had the most brutal shits EVER, and he told me his asshole was ripping and raw from all the whiping. He said he'd save me some TP to prove it, and low and behold there it was. He told me, "There's blood in my poop!", and he was goddamned right.

The internet allows me to get my f***ed up, whacked out twists on music out to people that would generally never get a chance to sh*** themselves while listening to an album.

Only to tour the world and get to play for all of my fans in Finland, Canada, New Zealand, England, and all over the US's east and west coast.

I recorded my first songs in late 2002, released my demo shortly after. Once a flood of positive feedback came to me, I started recording a second album in early 2003, which ended up being my split EP with also world-renowned DIGESTION! \m/

Decomposing Serenity, Aborted, old Cattle Decapitation, Dripping With Shit, The Locust, Bathtub Shitter, F***..I'm Dead, Exhumed..etc..etc..

The Smoke Shop down the street.

B.C. Rich Warlock Platinum Series guitar, Crate BlueVoodoo 150w head, Crate 4x10 cab, DOD DeathMetal distortion stomp box, Fender Medium 'See-through Green' picks, Blue Steel 13 gauge strings, a friend's bass, LeafDrums 2.0 drum machine program, dynamic live vocal mics & shitty computer mic, Cool Edit Pro 2.0, and a Fostex MR-8 8-Track Digital recorder.

Um.. No.