It chose us.

We play live, but it's all a act. We do it everywhere, tho'. And we like it now but when we get tired of that we'll take alla you with us. Our special moments are private altho' we do sing about them, a lot.

Listen to us, we said, *LISTEN TO US!*

Yes, altho' whether we'd adhere to it is debateable.

D+, Jose sees only the future, Krister aced the "Nordic Mythology and You" section, vlayman lowered the average by again forgetting to attend, and Nodes McKracken was caught studying Whitney's crack.

Easier to say who is not, what includes Crede, Nicklehack, boy-bands, tween acts, polka-bands, pop-country, Kenny G., John Phillip Sousa (except the tuba parts), hair-metal (except Lita Ford), John "Gargles" Mayer, Dave "wuss" Matthews, Lady Gag-me, Jack "I drinky bubbly-toes water" Johnson, and Ozzy.
OK, some Ozzy might be OK ...

The mote in Gawd's eye.

CEP2.1, plugz, Meek, dbx, ART, Studio Projects, Shure, Sennheiser, Sony, MXL, NOS, Samson, AT, Yamaha drums, Bellwanger, G&L, Fender, Hamer, Gibson, Epi, Alvarez, Yamaha, Hondo, Rickie, Marshall, Mesa, Harmony, Peavey, Morris, Ibanez, Tannoy, Advent, Auratone, Fernandes, MusicMan, Bag End, Celestion, Electar, Kustom, Vox, Tech21, Eden, EV, CAD, dbx, Summit, Presonus, FMR, M-Audio, Yamaha, and a buncha other shite.

Complimentary martoonies provided to all fluffers who ask vlayman not to dance!

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