When Ken, Smug Cock & The Lady of the House met at work, little did they know it would lead them to meet possibly one of the greatest human beings who has ever lived, the man we call Sid. It is this man who has led them on a journey of Salsa Dancing, Musical mis-adventures and self discovery, in their new found devotion to the teachings of Sid. Not only did they learn these skills, but it is widely accepted that it was this partnership which began to clarify and put together, the mystical, well meaning platitudes, quaint maxims, and quasi-enigmatic anecdotes, which they would later combine to produce an ideal philosophy, which we now refer to as the Legend of Sid. Ken (who changed his name from Kev, because it thought it would sound more exiting) was raised on a diet of beer, dance, and peanut butter, which gives him that funky laid back vibe. He later joined a local band called 'Blue Breeze' where he would learn to take verbal punches on the chin, due to the somewhat flim-flam nature of the band name, which was picked via a 'name a boy band' competition, run for some under 12's at a local village gymnasium. After the demise of the band, he joined the notorious 'Club Salsa' and that is all that is known about the prime Sid devotee. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The LotH earned his title whilst going about his day to day duties as a house maid. He was living his new life, identity and gender quite respectfully until the 'Preston Road body popping crew' caught up with him. He did what any of us would do in this situation, he searched every society and club in the city which charged a £3.50 joining/entry fee and found one. It was called Club Salsa, and it was here he would link up with Ken for a bit of dancing! The LoTH has now taken a backseat role in LoS due to his unmentionable craziness and wot not! He could be considered an honorary member.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Absolutely nothing is known of the whereabouts or activities of Smug Cock, in fact no one actually knows what his role in Legend of Sid actually is or nowt! He could also be consdidered an honorary member.